1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:07,040 What do we, do we say that he's with a necromancer as his new friend? 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:07,679 No, I don't think. 4 00:00:07,679 --> 00:00:10,480 Okay, well what do we say? We need to know who these friends are. 5 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,720 Yeah, well, I don't know that we do. 6 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,240 He's a grown ass man. 7 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:14,880 It's true. 8 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:15,519 Okay. 9 00:00:15,519 --> 00:00:20,960 Moot, Glim and Sully, what brings you to our fair city of Derevar? 10 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:29,199 We are here to help to reunite the kingdoms through the power of communication. 11 00:00:29,199 --> 00:00:37,439 My brothers believe that they can only trade with these three territories. 12 00:00:37,439 --> 00:00:39,840 If I can just fill, fill in a bit of the blanks here. 13 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,480 What you're, what you're saying is, is that they're dumb. 14 00:00:43,359 --> 00:00:43,679 Yes. 15 00:00:44,799 --> 00:00:46,879 Actually, I just have a quick question. 16 00:00:46,879 --> 00:00:47,519 Sure. 17 00:00:47,519 --> 00:00:48,480 What's a nightglam? 18 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,399 A nightgarm. 19 00:00:50,399 --> 00:00:50,719 Yes. 20 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:51,200 Nightgarm. 21 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:51,759 That's what I said. 22 00:00:51,759 --> 00:00:53,439 How would you describe it, Terry? 23 00:00:53,439 --> 00:00:57,600 Uh, well, it's a, um, uh, more of a, I don't know if it's a lichen throat, 24 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:02,000 but it's a, uh, more of a wolf humanoid creature. 25 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,560 Oh, hey, hey little buddy. 26 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,000 Kind of frozen still. 27 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,719 I feel so bad shaking my staff at him now. 28 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,599 I look at Terry to see if it's him. 29 00:01:13,599 --> 00:01:14,400 Wasn't me. 30 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,480 Shaggy, that's why you should name the duck. 31 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:25,040 This hulking bipedal wolf creature explodes out onto the path before you. 32 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:37,040 I'm gonna have to remember that one. 33 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,760 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 34 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,280 I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 35 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:53,840 He, him. 36 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,560 Also with me today is Carla Maxted. 37 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,000 She, her, playing Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin. 38 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,079 And Tom Laird. 39 00:02:02,079 --> 00:02:05,280 He, him, and I'm playing Moot, who also goes by He, him, 40 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,159 and is a half-orc, wild magic sorcerer. 41 00:02:08,159 --> 00:02:09,759 And Amy More. 42 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:10,800 That's me. 43 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,640 She, her, and I play Sullivan Sleight, a lightfoot halfling rogue. 44 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:15,520 He, him. 45 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,039 Thanks for coming tonight, everybody. 46 00:02:17,039 --> 00:02:18,960 I brought you together here to play a game. 47 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:20,400 What? 48 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,199 This game. 49 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:22,480 I was told there'd be pizza. 50 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,520 Alright, Jigsaw. 51 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,080 That's right. 52 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,920 You wanna play a game? 53 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,159 Might be a big wolf creature with a hingey jaw. 54 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,080 No, I'm into that. 55 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,479 I just didn't want to have to saw off a leg or whatever happens. 56 00:02:34,479 --> 00:02:35,920 Yeah, no, that's, that's weird. 57 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:36,640 We don't do that here. 58 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,000 You almost made it look real painful. 59 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,120 We're playing Dumbgeons and Dragons, not facing fate tonight. 60 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:41,680 Okay? 61 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,640 Oh, great. 62 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,360 Yeah, yeah. 63 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,039 Speaking of which, go listen to Facing Fate. 64 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:48,000 We are releasing episodes, maybe, when this comes. 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,520 No, probably not, actually. 66 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,520 But, you know, we have released a lot of episodes. 67 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,199 It's like three seasons. 68 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:53,520 Four. 69 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,480 And a mini. 70 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,599 Some mini stuff. 71 00:02:56,079 --> 00:02:56,799 Absolutely. 72 00:02:57,359 --> 00:02:59,519 So, yeah, we'd love for you to go check that out. 73 00:02:59,519 --> 00:03:01,599 Facing Fate, we play over there, too. 74 00:03:02,879 --> 00:03:04,479 That's the tagline for it. 75 00:03:04,479 --> 00:03:04,959 That's the one. 76 00:03:04,959 --> 00:03:06,000 We play over there, too. 77 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,799 We play over there, too. 78 00:03:06,799 --> 00:03:09,519 If you like what we're doing here or on Facing Fate, 79 00:03:09,519 --> 00:03:11,280 you can pick which one you like the best. 80 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,000 Come join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 81 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,439 where, when you are a patron, 82 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:19,199 you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron. 83 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,639 I really thought he'd be more on the ball. 84 00:03:23,199 --> 00:03:24,159 I flipped the page. 85 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:26,319 He has, like, nine books, which doesn't bode well 86 00:03:26,319 --> 00:03:29,439 for our characters being alive at the end of this encounter. 87 00:03:29,439 --> 00:03:31,039 But I'll let you level up. 88 00:03:31,039 --> 00:03:36,479 Last one, like today's patron, Perry Matey. 89 00:03:36,479 --> 00:03:37,439 Thanks, Perry. 90 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:38,800 Thanks, Perry. 91 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,079 You are awesome. 92 00:03:40,079 --> 00:03:41,439 You are awesome. 93 00:03:41,439 --> 00:03:42,159 Agreed. 94 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:44,400 I really thought Russ was going to say Perry Mason. 95 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:44,800 Me, too. 96 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,400 It was a bit of a fake out. 97 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,400 Again, another celebrity. 98 00:03:49,519 --> 00:03:50,560 Even a fictional one. 99 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,079 Another fictional celebrity. 100 00:03:52,079 --> 00:03:54,079 I love it when fictional celebrities. 101 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,120 Perry Matey, and I hope I said that right. 102 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,040 Thank you for joining us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 103 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,240 We hope to see you over there 104 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,080 where we have hangouts and cool stuff like that. 105 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,960 Now, fuck it, let's play. 106 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,120 So we've defeated the monster. 107 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:15,360 We cut to back with Queen Calacriss 108 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,000 being heralded for our great success. 109 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,040 They're already putting up the stained glass. 110 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,120 Yes, and she's so happy with her new dog. 111 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,439 So happy. 112 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:30,879 Trees explode out into so close. 113 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:31,359 So close. 114 00:04:31,359 --> 00:04:32,319 We almost had them, guys. 115 00:04:32,879 --> 00:04:34,159 Look, I did a lot of cut scenes. 116 00:04:34,159 --> 00:04:36,719 We cut a lot of cut a lot of the fat in the last one. 117 00:04:36,719 --> 00:04:38,000 Now we got to have some battles. 118 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,959 Trees explode out into the path before you 119 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:44,240 and you see this hulking wolf like creature 120 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,159 that stands 10 feet tall. 121 00:04:46,159 --> 00:04:48,719 It's got abs on abs, baby. 122 00:04:49,759 --> 00:04:51,439 Shredded like a ninja turtle. 123 00:04:51,439 --> 00:04:55,680 Its huge claws look like they could pick you up 124 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,759 and crush your skull 125 00:04:57,759 --> 00:05:00,719 and its giant maw opens wide, 126 00:05:00,719 --> 00:05:04,560 letting out a guttural growl 127 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:08,800 that you smell the stench of death 128 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:11,759 that washes over you. 129 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,079 Now we've already rolled initiative. 130 00:05:15,519 --> 00:05:16,879 Glim, what do you do? 131 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:18,720 I'm going to rush forward 132 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,880 and take a swing with my vorpal sword. 133 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,520 All right. 134 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,680 Roll to hit. 135 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,360 15. 136 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:27,760 Hits. 137 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:28,800 Great. 138 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,840 15 damage. 139 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,280 What type of damage? 140 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,640 Slashing damage. 141 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,880 Is it magical slashing damage? 142 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,560 Oh, it maybe is. 143 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,680 Doesn't say it just says no. 144 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,800 I don't think it's magical until you find the pair too. 145 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,300 Yes. 146 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,760 Well, we got to find that second sword. 147 00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:48,480 We really do. 148 00:05:49,439 --> 00:05:52,959 But for now, just standard slashing damage. 149 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,159 All right. 150 00:05:54,159 --> 00:05:58,000 You go up and you cut into like the side of this creature 151 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,399 and some blood begins to pour out over the fur 152 00:06:00,399 --> 00:06:02,319 and it turns and it looks at you 153 00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:07,039 with its beady glowing red eyes. 154 00:06:07,039 --> 00:06:08,319 Moot, do something cool. 155 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:11,519 Hey Moot, like hit him bad 156 00:06:11,519 --> 00:06:13,439 and like really distract him with something. 157 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:14,079 Okay. 158 00:06:14,079 --> 00:06:15,599 Yeah, I got a little something for that. 159 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,439 I am going to hit it with mind sliver. 160 00:06:19,439 --> 00:06:20,080 All right. 161 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,360 That sounds annoying. 162 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,960 So I drive a spike of psychic energy into the mind 163 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,960 of one creature I can see within range, 164 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,040 which obviously will be the werewolf dude. 165 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,720 He must make a intelligence saving throw 166 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,680 or take some psychic damage 167 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:39,200 and is penalized on his next saving throw roll it makes. 168 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,320 Well, he rolled a 10 or it rolled a 10. 169 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:47,599 That will not be enough to succeed in dodging this one. 170 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:54,399 So it is going to take six psychic damage. 171 00:06:56,399 --> 00:06:58,159 And Russ, if you have to make a saving throw 172 00:06:58,159 --> 00:07:00,240 before the end of your next turn at all, 173 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,360 you need to subtract 1d4 from it. 174 00:07:04,399 --> 00:07:05,759 So with popcorn initiative, 175 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,039 instead of the end of the next turn, 176 00:07:07,039 --> 00:07:08,319 it'll be the end of the next round. 177 00:07:08,319 --> 00:07:09,600 So we'll go through this round 178 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,000 but then also carry into the next round 179 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,040 because we can move around where everybody goes. 180 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,519 And I look towards Sully and I say, now? 181 00:07:19,519 --> 00:07:24,879 And he's already booking it as Moot cast his spell. 182 00:07:25,439 --> 00:07:28,800 Sully dashes behind him 183 00:07:29,439 --> 00:07:36,079 and he's going to attack with both of his daggers from behind 184 00:07:36,639 --> 00:07:38,240 doing a sneak attack. 185 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,439 Yeah, go for it. Awesome. 186 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:39,759 Okay. 187 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:40,560 Love it. 188 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:41,519 Okay, I'm doing it. 189 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:46,800 Okay, so first I'm going to attack with my daggers. 190 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,040 So the first one is a 19 and the second one is a 15. 191 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:51,759 Yeah, both hit. 192 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:56,399 Seven damage for one, 11 damage for the other 193 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,920 and then I get an extra 2d6 damage 194 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,079 because it is a sneak attack. 195 00:08:02,079 --> 00:08:04,959 Damn, Sully can pack some heat now. 196 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:06,800 And that's another four. 197 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,560 It flinches under this jab into its side 198 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,839 and lets out a howl that echoes through the trees. 199 00:08:12,399 --> 00:08:14,879 Like can Sully back up after he's stabbed? 200 00:08:14,879 --> 00:08:15,920 Is that a thing? 201 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,040 Bonus action, yeah. 202 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:17,519 Disengage. 203 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:19,519 No, no, my bonus action I dashed. 204 00:08:19,519 --> 00:08:20,560 Oh, then you can't. 205 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:23,439 Well, can't I use my action in combat to disengage? 206 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:25,519 You used your combat actions to attack. 207 00:08:25,519 --> 00:08:26,560 As to attacking. 208 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,120 Okay, well then I'm just stuck in the back of him 209 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,079 with my two. 210 00:08:30,079 --> 00:08:31,519 Okay, hanging on. 211 00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:32,320 Hanging on. 212 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,519 Actually, how tall is he? 213 00:08:33,519 --> 00:08:34,879 I bet I'm just getting, what am I getting? 214 00:08:34,879 --> 00:08:35,919 You're just right in the butt. 215 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:37,440 I think you're in the thick of the butt. 216 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:38,880 I want to go size. 217 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,960 Or maybe you were airborne 218 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,960 and now you're attached to its back. 219 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:46,080 Oh, God, with my face just in the crack of its ass? 220 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,560 Oh, Sully. 221 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,560 It's just that's, that's, yep. 222 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,200 Yep. 223 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:51,680 Yep. 224 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:52,720 You don't need to describe it. 225 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,680 We can all imagine it. 226 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,000 Terry, a little help. 227 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,280 All right, it's Terry's time. 228 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:03,280 Terry pulls out his weapon and yells, 229 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,320 if you have silver or radiance, use it. 230 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:11,040 And he's using his leadership command. 231 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,040 Any non-hostile creature. 232 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,160 So basically all of you, 233 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,400 you can add a D4 to your roll. 234 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,640 I'm assuming like saving and or attack roll. 235 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,320 Attack roll or saving throw. 236 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,160 You can roll a D4 237 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,920 and he's going to move in and try to swing in 238 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:33,680 with his sword, which you might now put together 239 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,760 has some silver to it. 240 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,600 That's a 16 plus 5, 21 to hit. 241 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:44,320 So he's going to strike in for 10 damage. 242 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:47,600 But because it's silvered, it gives him 20 damage. 243 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:54,000 And it cuts deep and like you see the flesh like sizzle 244 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,040 or you hear it sizzle as this blade cuts into it 245 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,120 and it cut way deeper than anything 246 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,360 that you had dealt to it previously. 247 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:05,760 And it reaches down and bats hard at Terry. 248 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,400 That's a 24 to hit. 249 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,000 Yikes. 250 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,800 So that's going to be 15 damage, slashing damage. 251 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,640 And Terry is grappled in the nightgarm's claw 252 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,800 and he turns and looks at you, glim, 253 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:24,640 and gives you this like defiant look deep into your eyes 254 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,920 as he squeezes hard into Terry. 255 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:32,000 Okay, I'm going to attack again with my vorpal sword, 256 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,679 but I am also going to give a quick shout out 257 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:39,440 to my main man Bahamut so that I can cast Divine Favor 258 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:44,639 and also get 1d4 radiant damage, you know, 259 00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:46,320 if I successfully attack. 260 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,919 Sure, as you do. 261 00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:54,799 16, 14 slashing plus 2 radiant damage. 262 00:10:54,799 --> 00:10:56,399 And as you take that swing, 263 00:10:56,399 --> 00:11:01,120 you hear more movement in the trees around you. 264 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,120 You don't see anything, 265 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,320 but you hear movement getting closer to your location. 266 00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,159 Everybody watch your backs. 267 00:11:08,159 --> 00:11:10,159 Sully, get off of there. 268 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:14,159 I got it under control, I think. 269 00:11:14,159 --> 00:11:17,279 And Sully is going to... 270 00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:20,240 Can I sneak attack again? 271 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:24,559 Yeah, you're at its back and it's flanked by two other... 272 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,799 Can you stick a dagger right up its taint? 273 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,200 Right, just reach under. 274 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,000 Well, what I was going to do is... 275 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 We call that the Sully special. 276 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,240 Sully is going to start to like mountain climber, 277 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:42,400 like take one dagger out and put it up 278 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,280 as he's like trying to climb up this. 279 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:49,759 So I don't know if that counts as attacking 280 00:11:49,759 --> 00:11:54,879 or if that's just the way he's trying to move upward 281 00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:56,640 and just so happens to be hurting him. 282 00:11:56,639 --> 00:12:00,240 Russ, can you put in the mountain climber yodel music 283 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,519 from Price is Right for this? 284 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,199 Yes, yes I can. 285 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:06,240 I'm sure they won't have a problem with it. 286 00:12:06,799 --> 00:12:08,319 I would still count it as an attack 287 00:12:08,319 --> 00:12:10,720 because basically you're riding a bucking bronco 288 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:14,240 at this point who's been being cut into from all sides. 289 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,679 So there is a chance that you could miss. 290 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,799 Okay, well that was a one on one. 291 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,960 But you get your halfling luck bonus. 292 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,240 I get my halfling luck. 293 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,679 You are at its back though 294 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,080 and it can't see you so you do have advantage. 295 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,400 Fair enough. 296 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,720 So I say use the halfling luck bonus 297 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,920 and then also compete between the two for advantage after. 298 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:41,200 Okay, well this one then turned into a 17 plus seven is 24. 299 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,320 And then the next one is a 25. 300 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,960 Both of those will hit handily. 301 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:52,480 Okay, oh that was a four so it's nine for one. 302 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,480 There's another four, another nine. 303 00:12:55,279 --> 00:13:01,279 So that's 18 and then 2d6 so the 24 poking damage 304 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:09,920 as I make my way up the back of this wolf being it's slick 305 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,159 and the blood is running down my front 306 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:18,639 as I clamor my way up sticking it between ribs as I go. 307 00:13:18,639 --> 00:13:20,560 Actually I'm probably only near like hip 308 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,879 sticking it into his love handles. 309 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,039 He doesn't have those got abs on abs 310 00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:28,320 sticking it right into muscle which hurts a lot more. 311 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:29,679 Loved it. 312 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:30,399 Love that whole description. 313 00:13:30,399 --> 00:13:31,759 I don't know who to throw it to next. 314 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:36,000 It'll probably be like that's got to hurt. 315 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,240 I bet it would be the creature's turn. 316 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,759 Okay, two things happen. 317 00:13:39,759 --> 00:13:42,639 Everything goes dark but just before that 318 00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:46,480 you see people begin to come out of the trees. 319 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,200 Six of them and then everything goes dark. 320 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,240 Sully you feel the claw reaching for you. 321 00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:58,320 It's only 14. 322 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,399 Oh doesn't beat. 323 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:02,159 You feel the claw like reaching back 324 00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:06,480 trying to grab you off of its back but just missing. 325 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,799 You hear Terry in the darkness say 326 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,000 that looked like people that went missing 327 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,600 and he's going to swing with disadvantage 328 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,639 at where he thought the creature was. 329 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,919 Dangerous time to be on a creature's back. 330 00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:28,159 Oh it's a real dangerous time to be on a creature's back. 331 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:32,399 Terry connects with Sully. 332 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,720 I'm going to roll it because that means 333 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,240 it could be lower than that. 334 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,759 He's seven slashing damage. 335 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:45,120 Oh my god what and I kick and I kick wildly 336 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,720 and he and I think I was swinging around as it was 337 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:52,159 so I think he's probably slashes me down my calf. 338 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,399 What the fuck is going on down there? 339 00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:55,279 Roll a d20. 340 00:14:55,839 --> 00:14:56,480 I will. 341 00:14:57,919 --> 00:14:58,959 It's a 10. 342 00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:01,120 You feel your foot connect with Terry's sword 343 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,559 and then you hear it fall to the ground. 344 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,399 Moot I saw you do some magic. 345 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,839 You think you got anything that can take care of this? 346 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:11,679 What's this? 347 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:13,199 I don't know what you're talking about. 348 00:15:13,199 --> 00:15:15,199 Darkness you bitch it's darkness. 349 00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:17,360 It's dark it's really dark I can't see anything. 350 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,559 Can you see things? 351 00:15:18,559 --> 00:15:19,759 Is this not affecting you? 352 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,000 That depends where you were standing. 353 00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:23,439 Because you were doing a range. 354 00:15:23,439 --> 00:15:25,679 Yeah I would be a little bit removed from the 355 00:15:27,039 --> 00:15:29,679 the free for all on the fucking werewolf boy. 356 00:15:30,559 --> 00:15:32,879 Yeah just the free for all. 357 00:15:32,879 --> 00:15:35,839 15 foot radius so you actually might be outside of it 358 00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:44,000 so you would see this orb of darkness kind of as it was cast expend out 359 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:48,159 but you also see all of these people they are people 360 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:52,000 but they're just kind of slowly walking towards the darkness 361 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,840 and towards the action before you. 362 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,600 Do they look like they have their own free will about them? 363 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,080 Make a an insight check. 364 00:16:01,039 --> 00:16:03,440 Insight plus two so 18. 365 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:08,559 You get the feeling that they're under a thrall of some sort. 366 00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:11,679 You can't tell exactly what their goal is 367 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,759 but they are walking towards the creature 368 00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:16,639 and towards your friends in the middle of this darkness. 369 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:20,000 Moot takes out his his floppy sun hat 370 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:27,600 and also grabs a handful of moss as he's doing this from his spell component belt 371 00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:32,080 and he casts light on the hat. 372 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,600 So the object will shed a bright light in a 20 foot radius 373 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,919 and then a dim light for an additional 20 feet. 374 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,639 And this light will be as bright white as she can go. 375 00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:45,840 Just crank it up. 376 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:51,360 Just crank it up and he will like hold the sun hat on his head 377 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,680 and walk a little bit closer to where all y'all are. 378 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:02,240 Like a fucking god out of the darkness comes moot in a sun hat. 379 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,280 That's right. 380 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:07,759 So you're wearing the hat walking closer not into the mix 381 00:17:09,519 --> 00:17:10,640 until you can see your friends. 382 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,600 Okay yeah absolutely. 383 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,160 I love that. 384 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,920 A roll of 17 so Moot is fine. 385 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,200 Still good okay. 386 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:20,000 We also have now these these humans in the mix 387 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,279 and they were added in during this rotation 388 00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:26,640 so they would have to go to finish out this round. 389 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,240 So I guess the humans are up next. 390 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:34,160 All right they see this light emitted 391 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,240 and two of them turn towards you 392 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:41,759 and the others move towards the main battle. 393 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:43,599 The ones moving towards the main battle 394 00:17:43,599 --> 00:17:46,879 are reaching towards all of you. 395 00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:50,079 Glim you feel hands on you that are begin trying to pull you. 396 00:17:50,079 --> 00:17:52,879 They're not not like punching or kicking or anything. 397 00:17:52,879 --> 00:17:56,480 They begin trying to pull you and try to pull you to the ground. 398 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,319 Sully you feel them grabbing your legs trying to pull you down 399 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:02,799 and Terry you see him with two of them 400 00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:04,240 and then two go into moot. 401 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,559 Everybody make a strength check. 402 00:18:06,559 --> 00:18:07,680 Not even not a saving throw 403 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,599 because there's no real damage being dealt here 404 00:18:09,599 --> 00:18:11,200 but just a strength check against them. 405 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,559 My best one. 406 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,920 Remember that we have that leadership bonus if needed. 407 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,559 What is that? 408 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,160 An extra D4. 409 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,440 Oh that's not going to be enough. 410 00:18:21,279 --> 00:18:21,840 21. 411 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,960 I'm going to use that leadership bonus 412 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,120 and with the extra three it's a 17. 413 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,319 Even if I max out my leadership bonus 414 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:31,440 I'd only get an eight 415 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,680 so I'm gonna just hold on to it. 416 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,440 Glim you easily overpower 417 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,400 describe how you overpower this this human like what you do. 418 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,319 I think sort of that movement you just made 419 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,439 they're pulling at my back 420 00:18:41,439 --> 00:18:44,559 and I just am like throwing throwing the bows backwards 421 00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:46,000 and just like get out of here. 422 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:52,720 Still focused on my friend on the back of this scary creature. 423 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,480 Moot you managed to knock one off 424 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,519 but the other one like gives you a hard shove 425 00:18:57,519 --> 00:18:58,559 and knocks you prone. 426 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:01,039 How close exactly were you like 427 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,960 to the point where you could just see them or? 428 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:05,279 No I went so that it was like 429 00:19:05,919 --> 00:19:08,079 at least visible for all of them. 430 00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:09,119 About 15 feet. 431 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,800 Okay then yeah you can still 432 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,760 there's still light amongst the crowd. 433 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,520 Sully you are pulled off. 434 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,240 I would like to wonder if I may. 435 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:25,360 If I hold on tightly to my daggers 436 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,360 do they pull through the creature 437 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,600 and give damage as I'm ripped off of him? 438 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,360 Sure I'll give you 2d4 plus one modify. 439 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,400 So that's 10. 440 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,240 And Terry's brought down hard. 441 00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:38,000 You hear his plate mail fall 442 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,319 and see him fall because the light's there now. 443 00:19:40,319 --> 00:19:42,480 Sully I think you would go next. 444 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,680 You're pulled off. 445 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,839 Your blades tear through the back of this creature 446 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,680 who takes some additional damage. 447 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,559 You now have a picture. 448 00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:52,079 He pulled you down by the legs 449 00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:53,920 so you're like on your stomach. 450 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,240 I don't think you landed gracefully. 451 00:19:57,359 --> 00:20:01,440 He is going to grab his frightful sword of reflection 452 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,000 and just try to slash at the dudes who pulled him down. 453 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,240 That wasn't great an 11. 454 00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:11,920 No that's not math 10. 455 00:20:13,759 --> 00:20:16,240 10 hits they are yeah completely unarmored. 456 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,720 Oh poor bastards. 457 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:22,079 That's seven slashing damage. 458 00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:22,579 Okay. 459 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,200 Oh no piercing. 460 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,079 Seven piercing damage. 461 00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:28,160 Yeah you stab into this person 462 00:20:28,799 --> 00:20:30,720 like they go limp and fall to the ground. 463 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,519 Glimy okay. 464 00:20:32,319 --> 00:20:34,319 Wait no who's who needs to go? 465 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:36,799 Everybody now we're at the top of a new round. 466 00:20:36,799 --> 00:20:41,279 Oh who needs to go Sully else? 467 00:20:41,279 --> 00:20:42,799 Well I have to pee but you know. 468 00:20:46,639 --> 00:20:47,839 Should have taken my 15. 469 00:20:49,839 --> 00:20:50,720 Terry okay? 470 00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:54,639 Yeah I can handle this so I will 471 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,159 and he kind of reaches back for his blade 472 00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,679 which was thrown to the ground 473 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,599 and managed to grab it 474 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,240 and swings into this person 475 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,040 and strikes them hard and sorry 476 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,360 they're a bloody mess 477 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,040 and he stands back up. 478 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,400 I want to light somebody up. 479 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,840 I apparently have one more action 480 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,880 that I haven't been using 481 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,240 so I'm going to do that too. 482 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,280 Terrence. 483 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,000 Sorry it's only a 14. 484 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,800 I'm all flustered I just I'm giving it a haircut. 485 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,080 You light something up. 486 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,520 Now that Sully is not on the back of the creature 487 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,160 I am going to try to burn it with my fire breath 488 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,960 so it needs to make a dex save. 489 00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:36,400 Do bad. 490 00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:37,440 11. 491 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,359 Great thank you. 492 00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:39,839 You're welcome. 493 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:41,599 Hey I'm here to play for you. 494 00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:43,759 I didn't realize I just had to say do bad 495 00:21:43,759 --> 00:21:45,039 and then you would. 496 00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:46,879 I was going to say we were one round past 497 00:21:46,879 --> 00:21:51,200 where my spell was still affecting it on the ability rolls. 498 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:55,039 So that is going to be 11 fire damage. 499 00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:59,759 Like the smell of like wet burnt hair now fills this area. 500 00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:00,879 Moot your hat looks great. 501 00:22:00,879 --> 00:22:02,000 What else can you do? 502 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,200 I don't know I'm on the ground. 503 00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:07,119 Is anything else around me or is it just the one person? 504 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,119 There are two near you. 505 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,200 You kind of nudged one back 506 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,799 and didn't they didn't really overpower you 507 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,399 but the other one managed to push you down. 508 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,879 So there are two in your direct vicinity. 509 00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:18,480 Okay so two within five feet. 510 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,519 Was there one like crouching on the ground behind him 511 00:22:21,519 --> 00:22:22,960 that he got pushed over? 512 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,440 Yes that's why that's why it didn't work. 513 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,240 Franksters. 514 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:40,240 There's a whole Three Stooges bit in the middle. 515 00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:41,279 Whoa. 516 00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:44,480 Oh your own words that is this the last episode 517 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,360 because we finally actually use Jimmy world the middle 518 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,000 and I feel like where do we go from here? 519 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,880 Where do we go from here? 520 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,720 Not to make light of people having strokes 521 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,240 but Russ were you having a stroke? 522 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:00,079 Solid question. 523 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,480 I was right beside him wondering the same thing. 524 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:02,960 No I just. 525 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,400 Did he get the droopy face? 526 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,400 Can he lift his arms above his head? 527 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,039 Yeah he's okay. 528 00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:08,319 It's time to act fast Amy. 529 00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:08,880 He's okay. 530 00:23:09,839 --> 00:23:10,640 I'm doing okay. 531 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:10,880 Okay. 532 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,039 I'm doing okay. 533 00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:12,160 Two on this Tylenol. 534 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:12,799 Uh thank you. 535 00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:14,160 I don't know if that's what you did first try. 536 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,200 I think that's a heart attack. 537 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,079 Baby aspirin. 538 00:23:16,079 --> 00:23:16,559 Heart attack yeah. 539 00:23:16,559 --> 00:23:17,920 That's a heart attack all right. 540 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,320 I'm sure it couldn't hurt for a stroke either. 541 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,200 Well hopefully Russ's singing didn't give you a heart attack 542 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,680 because you're here in the middle. 543 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,720 We're here in the middle where we want to talk to you 544 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,160 about a lovely show that we think you love 545 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,720 that we think you will love which is bombarded 546 00:23:34,720 --> 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00:26:52,480 and then like kind of shoot them back out 633 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,120 and I will cast sword burst 634 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,560 and I create a momentary circle 635 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,960 of spectral blades that sweep around me 636 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,200 and all creatures within five feet 637 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,800 must roll a deck saving throw 638 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,400 or take some damage. 639 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,240 Love it when the spell caster 640 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,400 gets some new spells that we get to hear about. 641 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,120 It's so fun. 642 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,880 We got a six and a five. 643 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,440 I mean neither one of those are great Russ. 644 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,799 Yep I figured. 645 00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:17,920 Really aiming it up. 646 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,160 My do bad held over it goes. 647 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,720 It's a whole round till the end of the round. 648 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,680 It's like leadership. 649 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,519 Now's the time to get it people. 650 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,440 They each take well I guess 651 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,039 should I roll damage separately for them 652 00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:30,319 or just the same one for both? 653 00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:31,359 Same one for both. 654 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,759 Okay well they each take five force damage. 655 00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:35,039 They both fall to the ground 656 00:27:35,839 --> 00:27:38,559 as this is blasted and like I picture it 657 00:27:38,559 --> 00:27:39,920 like blast them back 658 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,000 and they like hit the tree stump 659 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,159 and appear unconscious. 660 00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:46,960 And kind of throw a thumbs up towards Glim 661 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,559 and I guess it's the big bad monster's turn. 662 00:27:50,559 --> 00:27:53,519 It's going to try to bite Glim. 663 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:56,480 That's a 23. 664 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,519 He does bite with his big scary teeth. 665 00:27:59,519 --> 00:28:00,720 He's got some chompers. 666 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,440 Yep I hope it doesn't make that gulping noise 667 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,279 as he swallows you whole. 668 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,920 You have to fight your way from the inside out. 669 00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:10,720 25 piercing damage. 670 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,920 Oh my god. 671 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,559 Jesus. 672 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,600 And you have to make a strength saving throw. 673 00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:19,519 Yikes. 674 00:28:19,519 --> 00:28:20,720 Or be eaten alive. 675 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,840 Or be swallowed whole. 676 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,880 Oh my gosh. 677 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,039 Do it Glim. 678 00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:27,279 That's pretty wild because I am big 679 00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:28,799 so he is so big. 680 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,000 Oh my god I don't have that 681 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,079 it doesn't matter even if I did have it 682 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:36,400 because it still is only six. 683 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,480 Everybody else sees this creature. 684 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,599 Glim you are so much stronger than that come on. 685 00:28:41,599 --> 00:28:42,720 Take a step back. 686 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,359 Can I help? 687 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:44,640 No she's gone. 688 00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:48,799 Take a step back unhinge its jaw 689 00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:52,559 like unspeakably and impossibly wide 690 00:28:52,559 --> 00:28:55,119 and clamp down around Glim 691 00:28:55,119 --> 00:28:58,319 and lift her up and like in one gulp she's gone. 692 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,480 Well podcast over. 693 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,880 Russ just keeps killing off Carla's characters. 694 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,200 Right. 695 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:03,920 You're not dead yet. 696 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,120 Also it's wild. 697 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,480 The thing's like 10 feet tall. 698 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,319 I think I'm like seven feet tall. 699 00:29:10,319 --> 00:29:10,960 I said 12. 700 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:11,839 It's wild. 701 00:29:11,839 --> 00:29:12,319 Right. 702 00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:12,640 Sorry. 703 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,120 I said 12. 704 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,279 Still it's crazy. 705 00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:17,360 It's true the mechanics of this are quite. 706 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,720 It's really something. 707 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,240 Fantasy mechanics. 708 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,039 I've imagined this creature so much taller 709 00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:26,079 in my description but I guess Sully is much smaller. 710 00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:27,120 For you yes that's it. 711 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,759 So like he really is like mountain climbing up this thing. 712 00:29:29,759 --> 00:29:31,359 For you it's just like what up. 713 00:29:31,359 --> 00:29:33,920 That said yeah you're probably your feet are sticking out 714 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,599 of its mouth but yeah it's like swallowed the majority of you. 715 00:29:37,599 --> 00:29:42,000 The other two humans are gonna just kind of stand and watch. 716 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,160 They're not gonna do anything. 717 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,119 Perverts. 718 00:29:45,119 --> 00:29:47,759 I hope my scales cause a lot of indigestion. 719 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:53,440 You hear off into the into the trees 720 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:59,519 like a thunderous cacophony of like busting down of trees 721 00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:02,000 something big is coming fast. 722 00:30:02,639 --> 00:30:04,160 Glim it's your turn. 723 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,519 Well I don't hear that. 724 00:30:05,519 --> 00:30:08,240 I just hear like wet gushing noises. 725 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,240 So as you are swallowed a swallowed creature 726 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,960 is blinded and restrained has total cover against attacks 727 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,879 and other effects outside the nightgarm. 728 00:30:17,839 --> 00:30:21,920 It takes acid damage at the start of each of the nightgarm's turns 729 00:30:23,119 --> 00:30:24,480 at the start of each of the nightgarm's turns. 730 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,359 So not your turn. 731 00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:28,240 Yeah but if she's blinded and restrained. 732 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:28,960 You just roll with. 733 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,160 Well I mean. 734 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,039 What can she do? 735 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,680 Well stab wildly. 736 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,680 Don't open your mouth but you're restrained. 737 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,519 Can you stab if you're restrained? 738 00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:39,440 Well you had your weapon in your hand right? 739 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,680 Yeah I did have my weapon in my hand. 740 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,200 Wish I hadn't used that fire. 741 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,799 It'd be pretty dope right now but. 742 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:45,440 Dope inside. 743 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,480 Too bad. 744 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,000 You got spells and stuff too. 745 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,279 Well I kind of do. 746 00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:51,599 Can you radiate from the inside? 747 00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:54,400 Should I try to speak with animals from inside? 748 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,319 I don't know if you want to open your mouth. 749 00:30:56,319 --> 00:30:57,279 I don't. 750 00:30:57,279 --> 00:30:58,639 I don't want to open my mouth. 751 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,319 But I can. 752 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,559 Let's see how this plays out. 753 00:31:02,559 --> 00:31:03,059 Alright. 754 00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:05,680 I'm going to channel divinity. 755 00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:07,440 Nature's wrath. 756 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:13,039 So I'm going to cause spectral vines to spring up and reach for a creature. 757 00:31:13,759 --> 00:31:17,519 They have to succeed on a strength or dex saving throw. 758 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,480 But these are inside it. 759 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,879 So how does that work Russ? 760 00:31:22,879 --> 00:31:23,200 Okay. 761 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,319 Oh I'm on board. 762 00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:29,439 So normally it would try to break free of them with that strength or dex save. 763 00:31:29,439 --> 00:31:33,200 I don't think it can because it's coming from inside of it so. 764 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,279 The call is coming from inside the house. 765 00:31:35,279 --> 00:31:36,480 I was just going to say that. 766 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,519 Get out of my head Tom. 767 00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:38,319 I won't. 768 00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:39,359 I love it in there. 769 00:31:39,359 --> 00:31:44,000 How I picture this and you can feel free to correct me if you don't like it. 770 00:31:44,559 --> 00:31:51,279 But these vines like you can feel them glim begin to emerge from like inside this 771 00:31:51,279 --> 00:31:56,000 stomach that you find yourself in and shoot out of the creature. 772 00:31:58,079 --> 00:32:03,920 Everybody else you see these vines like thorny blood covered vines shoot out of 773 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:09,759 the stomach of this creature who lets out an enormous roar and like painful. 774 00:32:09,759 --> 00:32:10,000 Can it though? 775 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,599 It's got a mouth full of glim. 776 00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:14,000 It's got a stomach full of glim. 777 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,500 Uh oh. 778 00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:16,399 Yeah stop. 779 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:25,840 As like it's it's it's abs on abs are shredded apart and then these vines like wrap around 780 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,960 and begin to compress where glim is not. 781 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,480 So give me is there damage for that or. 782 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,519 There's not damage. 783 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:38,880 Normally it would just be um restrained but I guess. 784 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,160 Let's just roll 2d10 and see what happens. 785 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,920 I mean if you're getting all vined from the inside. 786 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,240 Like that seems like bad news. 787 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,920 It's really bad uh 14. 788 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,240 It's gonna make a con save. 789 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,880 It didn't beat the hit point threshold that it has in the monster book but I feel like 790 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:04,960 fine shooting out of a stomach is an exception to that rule and it failed its con save. 791 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:12,080 So you are projected out back out of this creature uh 10 or 15 feet away and land 792 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:17,440 hard on the ground your blade down on the ground beside you as you see what you have 793 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:23,840 created as this creature is being like constricted from the inside out basically. 794 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,760 Ew I wonder if that's like how a caterpillar makes a cocoon. 795 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,880 Who you who you want to go next? 796 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,120 I think Terry because he yeah. 797 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:38,640 Terry turns to you and says I don't know if I can recreate that noise but I will try. 798 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:46,240 Um and he's gonna swing not well one one of his great sword hits. 799 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,920 But like this thing is still being like constrained? 800 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:55,200 He gets he gets one hit kind of on this second hit that actually connects he turns 801 00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:00,720 and you hear this thunderous glim you now hear it for the first time but this thunderous 802 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:08,320 stampede through the trees and before you is this like furry 803 00:34:10,559 --> 00:34:18,480 20 foot tall what looks like 4,000 pound creature that emerges from the forest beside you. 804 00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:24,400 Busts through and into the midst of this and picks up the nightgarm 805 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:30,559 and where it's already being torn apart shreds it into and throws the pieces at 806 00:34:30,559 --> 00:34:36,320 the remaining two humans and it turns and begins to look at all of you 807 00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:43,119 with this let's say Sully go next make a perception roll. 808 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:50,000 That is a five. 809 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,519 Everybody else make a perception roll. 810 00:34:55,039 --> 00:34:55,920 12. 811 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,420 16. 812 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:02,320 The three of you look at this creature and although the creature is huge and hulking 813 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:09,200 and terrifying like it has long claws and fangs out of this muzzle that comes out of this 814 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:16,559 long wiry matted hair the eyes look familiar though. 815 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,519 Aw Scruffy. 816 00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:20,880 Almost saucer like. 817 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,960 Holy shit what the fuck is this? 818 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:33,119 And I take my sort of reflection frightful reflection and start to advance on the beast. 819 00:35:33,119 --> 00:35:33,440 Wait. 820 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,400 What? 821 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,119 Wait. 822 00:35:37,119 --> 00:35:37,619 Why? 823 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,240 Do you do any of you see? 824 00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:45,360 It's I think it's Scruffy or Scrappy or Scraps or. 825 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,559 It's the dog from the. 826 00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:47,679 Marky bark. 827 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:48,400 Marky bark. 828 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,039 This is it. 829 00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:52,480 Look at the eyes. 830 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,760 And we have a moment where his eyes look into my eyes. 831 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:56,880 Roll. 832 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,719 My eyes look into his eyes. 833 00:35:58,719 --> 00:35:59,519 Animal hand. 834 00:36:03,039 --> 00:36:03,360 One. 835 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:04,559 Oh god. 836 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,360 No can't be it. 837 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,320 Because of your bonus. 838 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,639 It was a two but I had a minus one so I don't think that counts. 839 00:36:12,639 --> 00:36:13,679 I don't think it does either. 840 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:16,000 I don't see it. 841 00:36:16,639 --> 00:36:17,920 No I think it is. 842 00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,880 Does 17 hit. 843 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:22,320 Me? 844 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:22,559 Yeah. 845 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,880 You're going to take 18 bludgeoning. 846 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,880 But the why the fuck. 847 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,400 Because you looked at it funny. 848 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,280 Too much eye contact. 849 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:37,760 Sully is struck hard by this creature and thrown against a tree. 850 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,960 Glim do you have any more of that food. 851 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,360 Scruffy come on barky bark. 852 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,760 Thomas I don't know what you want your name to be but here. 853 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,840 And I find some more of my my beef jerky or. 854 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,680 It hears the crinkle of the wrapper. 855 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,080 And turns and looks at you. 856 00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,920 Roll animal handling. 857 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:00,720 And with advantage. 858 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:05,200 I didn't get a snack upstairs because I knew the minute I busted into those gummies. 859 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,400 Only 11. 860 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:14,080 It turns quickly and looks at you and there's this panic in its eyes. 861 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,440 And then it softens. 862 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:21,200 And then you see it slowly begin to move towards you and as you hold out. 863 00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:23,519 The food towards it. 864 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,679 It takes it in one of its giant claws. 865 00:37:28,639 --> 00:37:33,200 And turns and begins to eat it like it's a it's a small piece of food compared to 866 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,079 this creature but just like start shoving it in its mouth. 867 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,679 And you see it begin to shrink. 868 00:37:38,639 --> 00:37:42,639 In size you hear bones and flesh popping as it. 869 00:37:42,799 --> 00:37:47,519 As it moves down back to the small dog you found in the brush. 870 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,279 It turns and comes over to you. 871 00:37:51,279 --> 00:37:56,159 Hey buddy thanks for eating that gross thing that was trying to eat me. 872 00:37:56,159 --> 00:37:58,239 I'm gonna go over and help Sully up. 873 00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:02,079 Yeah and what's happening with the people. 874 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:07,039 This dog hulking creature through the two pieces at the two remaining people. 875 00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:11,440 Everybody that you can see looks dead but they don't. 876 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,679 Appear normal in death. 877 00:38:16,559 --> 00:38:19,440 Like their blood runs more black than red. 878 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:26,159 As they die you see where any wounds open up like quicker decay. 879 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,079 Sully are you okay? 880 00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:32,639 Yeah no I'm fine I had worse. 881 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,159 We tried to tell you it was it was the dog. 882 00:38:36,159 --> 00:38:36,480 What? 883 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,440 See it's the dog. 884 00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:44,159 Well it didn't look like the dog it looked like the not. 885 00:38:44,159 --> 00:38:47,519 Listen I can't do this right now. 886 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,280 I'm tired. 887 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:55,519 Okay well you just you know maybe here you sit up and don't fall asleep. 888 00:38:55,519 --> 00:38:57,440 That's going to be very important right now. 889 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,320 And I'll just I'll just hang here with you and I'll keep you company keep you awake. 890 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:02,820 Okay. 891 00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:10,260 The scene fades out on everybody and the gore around them and we cut back to the castle 892 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:17,620 where the three of you and the dog and Terry are not in that hallway but in another section 893 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:25,300 of the building watching as the artist is putting in a a panel of stained glass 894 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:29,700 of the four of you taking down this nightgarm. 895 00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:32,420 They do quick work here. 896 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:33,940 Yeah no they move they move fast. 897 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:35,539 You made it onto the wall Terry? 898 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:37,460 I did I did make it onto the wall. 899 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:42,659 I mean thankfully not up in the rafters yet that was a close one for some of us. 900 00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:45,220 Yes oh my goodness. 901 00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:47,539 What kind of sounds did you hear from the inside? 902 00:39:48,099 --> 00:39:55,700 It just it was like um you ever swim underwater so that sort of deafness in 903 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:58,820 your ears you know right but then a lot of just like 904 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:08,820 like real scooching kind of sounds and just it was so wet and smelly and it really I 905 00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:09,860 don't recommend it. 906 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:11,140 This is going to be a very 907 00:40:11,139 --> 00:40:16,579 4D experience I'm going to have to give at this next puppet show. 908 00:40:41,139 --> 00:41:02,579 Dumbgeons and Dragons season two episode 95 is starring Amy More as Sully, 909 00:41:02,579 --> 00:41:07,059 Carla Max dead as Glim, Tom Laird as Moot and Russ More as your dungeon master. 910 00:41:07,059 --> 00:41:09,859 Editing production and sound design is by Russ More. 911 00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:13,300 This episode featured music from Kavin MacLeod and Epidemic Sound 912 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:17,300 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 913 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,300 A huge thank you to our supporting producers. 914 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:23,460 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Kat Waterflame, Stevie, Jacob Madden, 915 00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:27,700 Devin Michaels, Christian Brown, Aaron Stevens, Lulahan and Charlie Warley. 916 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:30,820 Support Dumbgeons and Dragons and our many other productions and get access 917 00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:35,700 to an exclusive podcast and bonus episodes all while helping us unlock the special 918 00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:41,540 Grant's Flameykins episode Escaping the Abyss when we reach 100 patrons 919 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:44,820 at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 920 00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:48,100 You can also follow us at Facebook.com slash dumb dragon cast 921 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:50,820 and on Instagram and Twitter at dumb dragon cast. 922 00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:51,860 Thank you for listening. 923 00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:52,900 Have a great week. 924 00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:54,020 We'll talk again soon. 925 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:58,180 Well, I'm a level four character, so that's all I can do. 926 00:41:58,740 --> 00:41:59,860 That's all I got. 927 00:41:59,860 --> 00:42:00,500 Who goes next? 928 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:02,020 Oh, I'm sorry. 929 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:02,520 That's okay. 930 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:06,820 I rolled the wrong dice. 931 00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:09,060 Good thing I rolled really shittily last time, you guys. 932 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:09,700 So sorry. 933 00:42:10,580 --> 00:42:12,420 My daggers are 1d4s. 934 00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:12,820 Yeah. 935 00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:13,380 What'd you roll? 936 00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:16,980 I rolled a 1d6, but I definitely got below four for both. 937 00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:18,100 Yeah, you did. 938 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:19,540 Oh, you got an 11 on one. 939 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:20,900 Oh, that means I got one more. 940 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,620 You can subtract one from here for really doing it. 941 00:42:23,619 --> 00:42:28,259 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.